It shames me to admit my new book The Zero Dog War does not contain a pooka. Jodi Redford’s book Vanessa Unveiled contains copious amounts of pookas—and we’ve recently been discussing how pooka might just be one of the greatest names ever. In fact, if I have another kid, I’m floating the name Pooka to my wife and seeing if she goes for it (although early attempts to work the suggestion into casual conversation have thus far failed).
Also, my book only makes passing references to gnomes, whereas Jody Wallace and her book One Thousand Kisses contains rampant gnomes. Also, it has cats. You cannot go wrong with gnomes and cats in the same book. Trust me.
(As an aside, I also apparently know a great many writers named Jodi/Jody who have new releases at Samhain.)
Despite lacking pookas and rampant gnome-age, The Zero Dog War does contain its own special blend of mayhem and paranormal chaos. Wannabe ninjas. Health food-obsessed werewolves with blatant nudist tendencies. Demons with big guns. Inter-dimensional ferrets and/or squirrels. Paranormal Green Berets. Pyromancers. Funny zombies (did you not believe zombies could be funny? Those things are hilarious when they’re not trying to eat you). A love story…between people, not zombies, in case you were wondering and maybe a little squicked out by the concept. Also, huge explosions and fire.
Feeling down? You’re guaranteed to laugh at least once reading this book—even if it’s only at the author’s expense!*
Love 300 pound calico cats? This book has one!**
Hate gelatin desserts and feel gelatin will bring about the apocalypse in 2012? This book completely supports that belief!***

