I was going to use this post to bitch about the weather, but PG already did that. (Eighty-one degrees? Coblogger, please. Upper nineties to low hundreds, day in day out, and the longest prolonged drought in the state’s recorded history. We’re praying for a tropical storm or a hurricane here, people.)
Then I thought I’d talk about books and writing. But do we not drone on about that stuff enough? Frankly, I’m sick of my own promotion. (Check back with me in two months when my next novella, Ready to Run, comes out and I’ll feel differently.) (What? Too obvious?)
So instead I’ll talk about family, and how I’ve thought about writing a romance involving extended family like mine. If nothing else it would give me an endless supply of sequel bait.
My family, my husband’s family, my sister-in-law’s husband’s family and my sister’s husband’s family all live in Houston. This itself is kind of unusual. Most people I know don’t have all of their family in the same town with them.
But on top of that, all the families – mine, the Husband’s, the Husband’s sister’s husband’s, and my sister’s husband’s family—celebrate the holidays together. We rarely have to worry about whose family we’re spending what holiday with, because we normally all do it together. The only thing we ever have to argue about is who “gets” to host the big day and who “has to” host the big day. The Hub’s sister usually takes Thanksgiving and my sister takes Christmas. Easter moves around, and Mother’s Day is usually at the sister in law in law in law’s. (I don’t like hosting big dinner thingies. That’s something the sisters-in-law do much better than me.)
My nephews call their other grandmother—i.e., my brother-in-law’s mom—Mee Maw. My daughter (Diva) calls her Mee Maw too. The Husband’s two grandmothers—i.e., Diva’s great grandmothers—are Bebe and Mimi. The nephews call them that too.
And my sister’s sister-in-law (i.e., my brother-in-law’s sister, Mee Maw’s daughter) has in-laws that Diva and my nephews call Nana Suzy and Papa Lloyd, even though they aren’t blood related.
In other words, the old people belong to everybody.
Now. My best friend of thirty years is Marietta. Marietta is marred to Greg D. I dated Greg D. many, many years ago (I don’t want to add the years up, but it was during the first Gulf War.) They got together while I was pregnant with Diva. People asked me if it bothered me for my best friend to marry my ex-boyfriend and I said yes, of course—I thought she could do better. But they're happy together, and he's way more successful than I ever thought he would be, so she's been good for him.
Greg D.’s best friend, since long before I dated him, is Greg N. Greg N. is now married to the Hub’s sister. Way back in our twenties we used to double date with other guys. I’ve known her longer than I’ve known the Hub.
My sister is Melissa. Melissa is married to Matt. Matt’s sister is Vickie—aka Vickie the Blunt, my chief beta reader and unpaid editorial consultant. Vickie’s husband is Jay. (Jay’s parents are Nana Suzy and Papa Lloyd.) Jay’s brother is Jim and Jim’s wife is Leslie. Vickie is my sister in law in law, and Leslie is my sister in law in law in law. Jay and Jim’s sister is Laura, so Laura is also my sister in law in law in law. She is by far all the Monsters' favorite auntie – hers is the house where they always have fun. Laura will soon marry her partner Lacey. Lacey is a very sweet woman who doesn’t seem to mind all this.
The Hub went to high school with Ravi. Ravi went to college with Jim and Jay, long before the Hub knew Jim and Jay.
I’m responsible for Jay and Vickie getting married. I introduced them at Matt’s birthday party.
Then there’s Jaime, a good friend of mine since college who now lives next door and is very close to everyone. And Ernie, the Hub’s best friend of thirty years, who just brought his girlfriend down from Alaska to meet everyone. And I haven’t even gone into detail about Ernie’s family.
We’ve tried diagramming our relationships, but it always comes out like this:
My sister lives out in the suburbs and socializes with lots of people outside the group. The rest of us know we should try to do more of that ourselves, but hey. We’re old, and busy, and it’s just so much easier to stick with each other. I always have someone who can pick up the Diva from school, or help me out when my car breaks down, or keep me company on any given evening, and so long as no one dies before the next generation is grown, I'll never have to cook Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner. We have a doctor, two lawyers, a mechanic, an accountant and several computer geeks. We don’t have a plumber or a foundation repair guy. We could really use both.
So as I said, I've thought about writing a series of romances based on a big interrelated group like we've got. But I bet my editor would say, "Look. This is confusing, and way too unrealistic for a contemporary series. Why don't you write about a small rural town that just happens to be home to a couple dozen retired Army Rangers and beautiful women who keep showing up pursued by bad guys?"




