The Zero Dog War

February 15, 2011
Romance, Contemporary, Romantic Comedy, Paranormal & Alternate Worlds, Romantic Elements, Urban Fantasy
Zero Dog Missions
The first bullet is always free. After that, you gotta pay.

Zero Dog Missions, Book 1

After accidentally blowing up both a client facility and a cushy city contract in the same day, pyromancer and mercenary captain Andrea Walker is scrambling to save her Zero Dogs. A team including (but not limited to) a sexually repressed succubus, a werewolf with a thing for health food, a sarcastic tank driver/aspiring romance novelist, a three-hundred-pound calico cat, and a massive demon who really loves to blow stuff up.

With the bankruptcy vultures circling, Homeland Security throws her a high-paying, short-term contract even the Zero Dogs can’t screw up: destroy a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin industry with an all-zombie workforce. The catch? She has to take on Special Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a man who threatens both the existence of the team and Andrea’s deliberate avoidance of romantic entanglements.

As Andrea strains to hold her dysfunctional team together long enough to derail the corporate zombie apocalypse, the prospect of getting her heart run over by a tank tread is the least of her worries. The government never does anything without an ulterior motive. Jake could be the key to success…or just another bad day at the office for the Zeroes.

Product Warnings
Contains explicit language, intense action and violence, rampaging zombie hordes, a heroine with an attitude and flamethrower, Special Forces commandos, ninjas, apocalyptic necromancer capitalist machinations, absurd parody and mayhem, self-deluded humor, irreverence, geek humor, mutant cats, low-brow comedy, and banana-kiwi-flavored gelatin.
Catherine C -
This is an unexpected gem of a book! I'm not sure how I stumbled upon it but I have to say it is NOT like most of the books I find on Samhaim. Despite some of the supporting characters (ie the frequently naked werewolf and the, albeit, shy, succubus) the only heat in this book comes courtesy of the main lead--a pyromancer. This is urban fantasy...and very funny urban fantasy at that. With an urban assault flavor. No sex...which is good considering the large number of zombies running around (that would be beyond gross). I really, really, really liked this book!
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